Today my mother decided that she was going to make me dinner.
The recipe she was using was for chicken; she used beef.
About 5 minutes in, all I hear is "this is interesting".
About 20 minutes after that,
while it was still on the stove, she decided to take a nap. I went in the kitchen and on the stove was this boiling beef and rice goopy mess.
And you know what? It was pretty good.